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UX Designer — Earns slightly more than a web designer

UI/UX Designer — Designer with multiple personalities

Rubyist — Earns more than a PHP developer

Front-end developer — Failed computer scientist

Producer — Failed at everything

Founder — Wants to sell you their thing

Evangelist — Wants to sell you someone else’s thing

Co-founder — Gets half of the sales of the thing

Lean UX Designer — Prefers skimmed milk in their latte

Hacker — Has facial hair

Platform Engineer — Has facial hair on neck

Creator — Has a God complex

Engineer — A designer that works at GitHub

Usability Director — Shouts at designers for a living

Interactive Designer — Used Macromedia Director at college

JavaScript Developer — Devil person. Beware.

Art Director — Designer with own office

Freelancer — Nocturnal, professional pyjama wearer

Artist — Even poorer than a designer

Illustrator — Proficient with pen tool

Creative Director — Likes a drink, Danish furniture and tattoos

Technologist — Has ethernet cables in their house. Talks about them a lot.

Community Manager — Paid to be on Facebook

SEO Specialist — Installs Wordpress plugins

Brand Manager — Has one client

Search Manager — Collects Adword vouchers from Wired

Entrepreneur — Changes laptop frequently. Showers at the gym.

Marketing Professional — Still thinks LinkedIn is a thing. Blogs about weddings.

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